"Television's the number one narcotic we got going on up here in America! Keeps a man idle and stupid. Might as well pump heroin into the airstream. Same difference . . . TV!!  Ha!! ...
 Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? Who Wants To Kiss My Narrow Black Ass?  I'd say that's a lot more like it."
Lucius, in 
Jesus Hopped The 'A' Train
by Stephen Adly Guirgis