Saturday, February 14, 2009

Sex & Zen & A Bullet In The Head

I am so damn unsatisfied to be killed in this way.

Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep.

Noodles? Forget it! Try my fist!

Gun wounds again?

Same old rules, no eyes, no groin.

Sex fiend, you'll never get reincarnated!

A normal person wouldn't steal pituitaries.

Damn, I'll burn you into a BBQ chicken!

I'll cut your fats out, don't you believe it?

Take my advice, or I'll spank you without pants.

Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?

Quiet or I'll blow your throat up.

We are nearly blown up in pieces. You deserve that. It's because you're civil servants.

Suck the coffin mushroom now.

You're petulant, but not concentrated enough.

You always use violence. I should've ordered glutinous rice chicken.

I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!

He's Big Head Man, he is lousing around!

You daring lousy guy.

You bastard, try this melon

Beat him out of recognizable shape!

I have been scared shitless too much lately.

I got knife scars more than the number of your leg's hair!

Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected.

How can you use my intestines as a gift?

Damn you, stink man

The bullets inside are very hot.
Why do I feel so cold?

Hong Kong film subtitles
collected in "Sex & Zen & A Bullet In The Head"
Stefan Hammond, MIke Wilkins, editors

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Stephen Adly Guirgis, "Judgement Day"

"God may reduce you on Judgement Day to tears of shame,
reciting by heart the poems you would have written,
had your life been good."

from The Last Days of Judas Iscariot
by Stephen Adly Guirgis