Edward Abbey, "Desert TV"
"Listen lady, if I saw a TV out here I'd get out my cannon and shoot it like I would a mad dog, right in the eye. . . . What's the principle of the TV, madam? The vacuum tube, madam. And do you know what happens if you stick your head in a vacuum tube? I'll tell you: you get your brains sucked out."
Edward Abbey, "Desert Solitaire"