"Television's the number one narcotic we got going on up here in America! Keeps a man idle and stupid. Might as well pump heroin into the airstream. Same difference . . . TV!! Ha!! ... Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?Who Wants To Kiss My Narrow Black Ass? I'd say that's a lot more like it."
Lucius, in Jesus Hopped The 'A' Train
by Stephen Adly Guirgis